How to get a job if your CV sucks?

For a while now I am trying young developers and designers to land a job with successes. Just s notice: i am not a recruiter. I am working as a software engineer and designer for sixteen years. I have been in hundreds of job interviews. I was also recruiting as a company owner and supporting interviews for software houses. Have seen hundreds of CVs. I have seen who was hired and who not. Based on my experience I will tell you some bulletproof tips how to help yourself to land a job if your CV sucks. Let’s start.