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10 ways to contact Facebook support
As you may have noticed, contacting Facebook support is hard. Your account may have been hacked, but it is really taught to talk about it with someone from Facebook.
Why is that? With $26 billion of revenue in first quarter of 2021 it is obvious why. Facebook is understaffed. It won’t change soon, because Facebook has to earn at least $1 trillion to be able to fix it. Meanwhile, we have to rely on our creativity and dexterity to contact Facebook support. In this post, you will learn ten ways that may help you contact Facebook support. Let’s begin:
1. Fool the AI
It is not a mystery that on Facebook works only Mark. The rest of the employees are in reality bots. Advanced AI checks every message you send to the support, and decide if Mark should be bothered by it. To make it thought, you have to fool AI to make it think you are important for Mark.
But how to do it? You have to add some tricky keywords to your message. This is a message you might send:
Dear Facebook, my account got hacked. Please, help me get it back, because I have tried everything and nothing works. I have ten years of photos on this account. help help help!!!! I beg you!
Look at this message carefully. Does it look like something Mark would be interested in? Right. We will spice it a little, so the AI will think it is important for Mark, and pass it through:
To: Facebook. I am a secretary of the government of my house…